Coffee - Nonsense

• "coffee, black and strong" - Gary Cooper
• "What does it mean 'I have roasted the meal?' This is COFFEE!
• 4 foods - groups: Coffee, chocolate, ice, coffee
• A mathematician is a machine, which changes coffee in theorems
• A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
• And again a cup of coffee down the programmer's throat!
• Coffee and cigarettes: The first two computer-peripherals!
• Coffee does not cause cancer, water does!!!
• COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat, (F)reak out
• COFFEE.EXE not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
• COFFEE.POT not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
• COFFEE.POT not found; kill (E)verybody, (S)elected bodies, (Y)ou?
• Caffeine-free: Use it, to sober up, after drinking of non-alcoholic beer!
• Caffeine-frees coffee is like kisses of your sister.
• Caffeine-frees coffee? Say no!
• Don't speak to me until I have not got my second cup of coffee!
• Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India, who sleep!
• Each should believe something: I believe, that I will have more coffee.
• Everything I know, I learned from coffee.
• Give me a cup of coffee and ask me again in ten minutes.
• I can build a cheesecake from lime & coffee in under 5 minutes.
• I eat coffee just from the can. Why water it?
• Is there a life before coffee?
• Life begins after coffee!
• The life is too short for bad coffee.
• A man does not only live of coffee (proverb).
• My God ... It is full of coffee!
• Never drink coffee, it has already been nearby a fish.
• One nation with Egalitee, Fraternitee and Morningcoffee!
• Oxymoron: Caffeine-free coffee
• Special - a double Espresso with a shot of coffee
• Rule #5: Everybody must buy coffee for Gina
• Severe error 102: Insufficient coffee, which hesitated operator.
• Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.
• Syntax - errors in KITCHEN.EXE: COFFEE not found.
• The four foods - groups: Coffee, ice, beer and pizza.
• There is too much blood in my caffeine.
• My brain is on drugs, toast and coffee
• This is ... excuse my language ... damn good coffee.
• Extremities office - automation: Networked coffee - machines!
• Where does the brown of the coffee go, when you drink it?

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